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Name: Sparrow
Age: TOO OLD
Personal Journal: showsparrow
Email / AIM / MSN / Plurk: E-mail: firetango112@gmail.com / plurk: showsparrow
Current Character(s): Tails, Irene, AM, Jiminy Cricket, and Gabriel!
Character Information
Character Name: Jailbot
Fandom: Superjail!
Character History:
Once upon a time, a little boy who would grow up to become known as just 'The Warden' created a little flying man out of Lego blocks to watch over his imaginary jail. The boy's father didn't appreciate the jail or the little flying man very much, mainly because he was a colossal dick, but that's not important. What IS important is that this little boy who grew up to become the Warden eventually DID make the little flying man a reality. As it happened, the Warden was a genius when it came to machinery and engineering, as well as the handy ability of warping reality to his will. When the Warden's father (known in canon only as the Prison Mogul) died and passed on his legacy, the Warden swore to improve on his father's techniques of incarceration. If that meant a few 'extreme' methods that the world just wasn't ready for, then so be it! The Warden decided to pack up shop in a whole other dimension, where he could control the ebb and flow of reality, and where he would create both Jailbot and the prison that they would build together: Superjail. Superjail, depending on the person's respective viewpoint, could be seen as one of the most innovative prisons of all time or a human meatgrinder run by a madman. Not that opinions mattered much to either the Warden OR to Jailbot.
Jailbot had a huge hand in both constructing Superjail as well as defending it with all of his might. And given a few of the downright horrific capabilities that Warden built into him? Yeah, you can bet that Superjail is not a place that too many people opt to mess with. The robot has served his purpose as best he can throughout Superjail's duration. From putting down riots in the prison itself to hunting criminals in the real world to bring back to Superjail, of course it can safely be said that Jailbot has served the Warden faithfully at 110%.
Even when his creator/papa has opted to put himself and his staff in danger because of his arguably insane need to fulfill his every whim, Jailbot has certainly been there! When the Warden decided to open up a bar in the prison to date his co-worker and nearly ended up drowning after the opening of the sea-gate flooded it, for example, Jailbot was there to save him. When the Warden decided that opening a fighting arena in his prison to make inmates fight to the death for freedom would be a great way to treat the inmates' depression, you BET Jailbot was supportive! Until he shot Gore the god of war while he was in his mortal form, which ended up destroying the whole thing, but details!
When another inter-dimensional female prison, Ultraprison, had one of its inmate carrier ships crash right into Superjail, of course the Warden assigned him to work with Ultraprison's own Nova bot with repairs (no matter how infuriating her know-it-all personality was). But Jailbot obeyed! And there may have been a couple of hiccups here and there, sure! Such as alien beings known as the Twins twisting around his circuitry so that he attacked the Superjail staff as well as the inmates, which resulted in a fight in the Superjail freezer that left everyone literally frozen when the thermostat broke. There was also that conman named DL Diamond, who got the entire prison high on dangerous drugs, and wouldn't you know Superjail's warped physics allowed the hallucinations to come to life and kill a lot of people. Then of course there was that time when growth serum was spilled all over Superjail after the Superjail science fair, which resulted in giant insects literally massacring the inmate population. And then there was that time the Warden became so paranoid about a potential uprising, that he literally stalked everyone in their dreams and drove them to insanity. But hey! It was nothing they couldn't handle!
The point is, throughout Superjail's string of various misadventures, Jailbot has always been there to either protect the Warden or defend Superjail whenever it needed him. At the very least, there's been a consistent pattern to these mishaps and disasters. Most of these misadventures, if not all of them, were due entirely to the Warden acting on some insane whim or impulse that just happened to find everyone else paying for it. But naturally, Jailbot never seemed to once blame his creator for any of it, assuming he harbored any ill or bitter feelings about the events at all. For the most part, he was content to hunt down criminals in the real world (even if his continual hunts for one persistent criminal in particular named Jacknife tended to end in horrible destruction or in trails of carnage). He did his job and was mostly smiles about it!
Even when the Warden faced his own arrest at the hands of the Time Police, and even when a temporal anomaly (lol the Warden touching himself) almost destroyed reality, Superjail has somehow always been able to rebuild and reset itself despite the odds. Which some might find... strange, but Jailbot has long since become accustomed to the laws of the prison's eerily discombobulating reality... and in fact, he doesn't seem to mind it at all.
So! After the Warden escapes the Time Police, Nautilus should be no big deal to the robot at all.
Right?
Character Personality:
Despite the destruction that Jailbot is capable of (which is a horrendous lot, make no mistake), he's actually not as terrible as his trails of carnage might have others believe. In fact, the easiest way to explain Jailbot's personality is to think of him as a literal large metal child. In many ways, that's what he is. Jailbot is literally doing what he was built to do, which means serving the grand idea of Justice (and yes, that capital J is of importance) and pleasing the Warden. Like most children, Jailbot really does want to make his creator proud of him and cherishes his creator's pleased smiles and praise dearly. Heck, the Warden poking into Jailbot's subconscious revealed that the robot literally fantasizes about spending time with his creator, seeing as how the dream consisted of the Warden and himself fishing on a rowboat in a clear father-son dynamic. Yes, he very much loves his daddy, and while he works with the other members of the Superjail staff and even sees them as his friends, no one is quite as close to him as his creator. Given this, it's clear that the Warden and everything Superjail has instilled within him from his purpose to his service to Justice will always be priority one in his life.
Speaking of his priorities! Jailbot is also terrifyingly adamant about his job of law enforcement, not to mention his job of protecting the Warden. He will literally stop at nothing to fulfill these objectives or any task awarded to him by the Warden, no matter how farfetched or crazy it might seem (as the Warden's impulses often are). Whether it's hunting down a criminal, constructing something, or directly protecting the Warden himself from harm, you can bet that he's going to do it if he thinks it's best for either his creator or for Superjail as a whole. Jailbot is what common day tropes would identify as a 'determinator'. Try to stand in the way of Jailbot's directives, then god help you, because Jailbot is not reserved at all in the destructive path he will happily carve right through you if it means making his father proud of him or protecting people he sees getting hurt. The destruction and collateral damage he's willing to inflict in order to fulfill his tasks are part of what make him so terrifying, in spite of his deceptively simplistic appearance (another part being the arsenal he carries).
Of course, another part of what makes him so dangerous might be his views on all this damage. He sees it all as necessary, of course! It's all in the name of his purpose, all in the name of his creator, all in the name of Justice and protecting good people as a whole from the scum of society. It's not that Jailbot necessarily intends to cause all that damage or be so destructive, it just... kinda happens when people get in his way. But it's for Justice, it's for the creator, so it's okay! Yeah, Jailbot's views on matters like these are kind of super simplified, naive even, but considering his programming and the fact that he's literally almost child-like in his demeanor, you can't really expect much else. Also like most children, he can be prone to disproportionate violence with a very nasty temper when you push him. He has literally destroyed a spaceship's console with a hammer simply because another robot corrected him while he was trying to fix it. For another more horrifying example, he kinda-sorta turned a bratty child inside-out because said bratty kid threw a hot dog at him.
...yeah.
That's not to say that Jailbot doesn't have his limits or his soft spots, though! He's not above harming children, but to be fair, he does actively try his best not to harm them. And if he does manage to hurt or upset children during one of his hunts, he tries his best to make it up to them, going so far as to disguise himself as Santa's sleigh to cheer up sick children he accidentally upset at a hospital, even. In the event that one of the staff members at Superjail is feeling down, Jailbot's not without his sympathy or his attempts at cheering them up. While he's a bit too fixated on his duties to be called friendly or sweet most of the time, Jailbot's certainly not beyond sympathizing with either people he sees as his friends or innocent people in general. If he harms you despite the fact that you aren't a criminal, rest assured, it's nothing personal. He just... tends to get a bit carried away while doing his job. Or you did something to really, really piss him off. One of the two.
Despite his simplistic-seeming programming, Jailbot is a bit more complicated than your average robot. He DOES feel attachment for the people he works closely with. He DOES feel a genuine, childlike love for his creator. He DOES dream, and even in spite of his loyalty, Jailbot CAN get aggravated with the Warden's antics on occasion (sometimes Jailbot is shown to have a bit more common sense than his creator, and his facial expressions will often show when he's wondering where papa's sanity has gone for the day). Again like most children, he's not the sort really able to hide what he's feeling or thinking. In fact, most of his emotions can literally be read or interpreted on his screen, thanks to being mostly mute. All in all, this big robot has quite a lot of heart to him and a lot of will! Even if he doesn't have much to say other than beep-boop, usually.
Powers and Abilities:
SWISS ARMY BOT: When he comes into the game, I'd like Jailbot to have his minigun, his giant flyswatter (no that's not a joke don't judge me), his projector device, his metal tendrils, and his nightstick.
The rest of Jailbot's arsenal will probably have to be Bended back, respectively, because yeah. The full arsenal that this 'bot is carrying is kind of ridiculous. The Warden was extremely thorough in ensuring that Jailbot was a contender for just about any situation. From chainsaws to flamethrowers to tazers to lasers to battle axes, from machine guns to giant mallets to missiles to a literal guillotine blade... yeah, you get the idea. He even has what's called a 'nano' mode, where he divides into smaller versions of himself to take on far spread tasks. If it's destructive or will wreck someone's shit, chances are he's packing it. And Superjail's warped physics allow Jailbot to carry it all like it's nothing.
I will say, though, that not EVERY aspect of Jailbot is dangerous! He... does have an ice cream cone dispenser. Cough.
Durability: Pretty much what it says on the can. Not really a power as much as it was simply how he was built. Jailbot is able to crash through walls, to pick up large objects and throw them with ease, and he's been shown to be extremely durable against incoming attacks. He's a tough little Swiss-army 'bot. If you pick a fight with him for whatever reason, be prepared to go at him with heavy artillery. Just sayin'.
Shapeshifting: Jailbot also has the ability to shapeshift into various objects in order to help him sneak up on unsuspecting perpetrators in the 'real' world. Despite this being played mostly for laughs, his transformations are actually remarkable in how deceiving they can be. He's been able to disguise himself perfectly as a woman driving a car before, if that tells you anything. He can take the shape of a whole lot of things, from people to cars to mailboxes to airplanes, from jukeboxes to bar computers to - you get the idea.
Guy's a Robot: Being a robot means that Jailbot is able to translate binary as well as any computational language. It also means he's capable of interfacing with most computer systems if he's hooked up to them.
Samples
Network:
[Well hi, city. Have a very confused big robo on the other end of the line, making an angry frowny face across its screen. He blinks bright green little pixel eyes, and across said screen, a bright green question mark flashes. This is one of the Outer Zones, right? Jailbot doesn't have time for this.
Because honestly, he has criminals to catch. He has a Superjail to look after, and papa is going to be super worried if he doesn't come back with Jackknife in hand soon. The business with the Time Police was nasty enough an adventure, can't they get a reprieve for just one day?]
......
[Yeah, not very talkative, this one. He does let out a confused series of beeping noises, and then turns to the side. From the top of his head, there pops a small projector device that... well, projects the image of a strange looking place against the nearest tree. The facility depicted in this projection, it looks... kind of like Disneyland, for all the loop-de-loops, colors, and even rainbows painting the sky overhead. But it's also enclosed with brick walls, crowned in barbed wire, and... are those people in orange jumpsuits, slouching and skulking about in a yard?
Yes. Yes, they most certainly are.
Anyway, Jailbot turns back to the camera for a second, pointing adamantly at that projection with a metal claw that pops out of his side. He lets out a few determined beep-boops! Even a little metallic robo whirr! He wants to go back to this place, please. He wants to go back to his job.
HELP A BOT OUT?]
Third Person:
So this strange zone, this outlier dimension, this... nexus, was called Nautilus.
City of Change.
Bizarrely enough, to Jailbot, this city of seemingly infinite possibility was actually quite dull, compared to his former dimension. The plains of the north, the forests of the south, the city of the east, even the rivers of mercury running in glistening veins beneath the red sky of the west failed to keep his interest for long (Jailbot had in fact made very quick work of a horde of spiders just to vent some frustration). It was all so bizarrely organized, so straightforward, without any of the creator's squiggly loop-de-loops or his winding rainbow paths or the yellow and orange architecture bearing the creator's gap-toothed likeness.
But the most irritating to the big 'bot? There was no law system.
Sure, there was a prison, but it was so... standard. It was yet another failed product of the 'real' world; a stifled, boring little prison with no signs of color, twists, turns, odds, ends, or any of the creator's vastly superior handiwork. Prisoners went in, but they were never screaming, they were never kept on their toes, they never got what they deserved. All they did was just... sit there, quietly, in their stifled and boring little cells.
The Warden would have fainted in sheer horror at the very idea, and being a product of the Warden's imagination, Jailbot would settle for being intensely annoyed in his stead. He needed a purpose if he was going to be trapped, here. He needed prisoners to watch over, criminals to catch, he needed some mode of ventilation for all his stealth modes and the deadly arsenal that he had to get back with... what was it called again? Bending? Which was a ridiculous notion in itself! Only the creator could change reality the way he wanted, and he knew how to use it best!
Nope, not biased at all!
Still, as Jailbot let out an annoyed whirring that constituted for a sigh, he knew well enough that he would just have to make the best of this. Until the creator found a way to bring him back home, anyway...
A bright green frown blipped onto the 'bot's facial monitor at that thought, and in a metal claw that extended from his side, he couldn't help a longing gaze at a smiling photograph of the Warden. Close, yet so far away.
A green tear trailed down the monitor, before that angry frown asserted itself once more.
The best of it.
He could be strong and useful for his creator, until the time arrived to go home. Or until the creator found himself here, whichever came first. But until then, maybe it would be up to Jailbot to bring some... order to this place, and show the rotten, no good criminals plaguing this place what it really meant to be punished for falling short of the law.
It would take time, it would take patience, the latter of which the Warden certainly never had, but Jailbot had as much as it would take.
He would make the Warden proud and take back his purpose.
Name: Sparrow
Age: TOO OLD
Personal Journal: showsparrow
Email / AIM / MSN / Plurk: E-mail: firetango112@gmail.com / plurk: showsparrow
Current Character(s): Tails, Irene, AM, Jiminy Cricket, and Gabriel!
Character Information
Character Name: Jailbot
Fandom: Superjail!
Character History:
Once upon a time, a little boy who would grow up to become known as just 'The Warden' created a little flying man out of Lego blocks to watch over his imaginary jail. The boy's father didn't appreciate the jail or the little flying man very much, mainly because he was a colossal dick, but that's not important. What IS important is that this little boy who grew up to become the Warden eventually DID make the little flying man a reality. As it happened, the Warden was a genius when it came to machinery and engineering, as well as the handy ability of warping reality to his will. When the Warden's father (known in canon only as the Prison Mogul) died and passed on his legacy, the Warden swore to improve on his father's techniques of incarceration. If that meant a few 'extreme' methods that the world just wasn't ready for, then so be it! The Warden decided to pack up shop in a whole other dimension, where he could control the ebb and flow of reality, and where he would create both Jailbot and the prison that they would build together: Superjail. Superjail, depending on the person's respective viewpoint, could be seen as one of the most innovative prisons of all time or a human meatgrinder run by a madman. Not that opinions mattered much to either the Warden OR to Jailbot.
Jailbot had a huge hand in both constructing Superjail as well as defending it with all of his might. And given a few of the downright horrific capabilities that Warden built into him? Yeah, you can bet that Superjail is not a place that too many people opt to mess with. The robot has served his purpose as best he can throughout Superjail's duration. From putting down riots in the prison itself to hunting criminals in the real world to bring back to Superjail, of course it can safely be said that Jailbot has served the Warden faithfully at 110%.
Even when his creator/papa has opted to put himself and his staff in danger because of his arguably insane need to fulfill his every whim, Jailbot has certainly been there! When the Warden decided to open up a bar in the prison to date his co-worker and nearly ended up drowning after the opening of the sea-gate flooded it, for example, Jailbot was there to save him. When the Warden decided that opening a fighting arena in his prison to make inmates fight to the death for freedom would be a great way to treat the inmates' depression, you BET Jailbot was supportive! Until he shot Gore the god of war while he was in his mortal form, which ended up destroying the whole thing, but details!
When another inter-dimensional female prison, Ultraprison, had one of its inmate carrier ships crash right into Superjail, of course the Warden assigned him to work with Ultraprison's own Nova bot with repairs (no matter how infuriating her know-it-all personality was). But Jailbot obeyed! And there may have been a couple of hiccups here and there, sure! Such as alien beings known as the Twins twisting around his circuitry so that he attacked the Superjail staff as well as the inmates, which resulted in a fight in the Superjail freezer that left everyone literally frozen when the thermostat broke. There was also that conman named DL Diamond, who got the entire prison high on dangerous drugs, and wouldn't you know Superjail's warped physics allowed the hallucinations to come to life and kill a lot of people. Then of course there was that time when growth serum was spilled all over Superjail after the Superjail science fair, which resulted in giant insects literally massacring the inmate population. And then there was that time the Warden became so paranoid about a potential uprising, that he literally stalked everyone in their dreams and drove them to insanity. But hey! It was nothing they couldn't handle!
The point is, throughout Superjail's string of various misadventures, Jailbot has always been there to either protect the Warden or defend Superjail whenever it needed him. At the very least, there's been a consistent pattern to these mishaps and disasters. Most of these misadventures, if not all of them, were due entirely to the Warden acting on some insane whim or impulse that just happened to find everyone else paying for it. But naturally, Jailbot never seemed to once blame his creator for any of it, assuming he harbored any ill or bitter feelings about the events at all. For the most part, he was content to hunt down criminals in the real world (even if his continual hunts for one persistent criminal in particular named Jacknife tended to end in horrible destruction or in trails of carnage). He did his job and was mostly smiles about it!
Even when the Warden faced his own arrest at the hands of the Time Police, and even when a temporal anomaly (lol the Warden touching himself) almost destroyed reality, Superjail has somehow always been able to rebuild and reset itself despite the odds. Which some might find... strange, but Jailbot has long since become accustomed to the laws of the prison's eerily discombobulating reality... and in fact, he doesn't seem to mind it at all.
So! After the Warden escapes the Time Police, Nautilus should be no big deal to the robot at all.
Right?
Character Personality:
Despite the destruction that Jailbot is capable of (which is a horrendous lot, make no mistake), he's actually not as terrible as his trails of carnage might have others believe. In fact, the easiest way to explain Jailbot's personality is to think of him as a literal large metal child. In many ways, that's what he is. Jailbot is literally doing what he was built to do, which means serving the grand idea of Justice (and yes, that capital J is of importance) and pleasing the Warden. Like most children, Jailbot really does want to make his creator proud of him and cherishes his creator's pleased smiles and praise dearly. Heck, the Warden poking into Jailbot's subconscious revealed that the robot literally fantasizes about spending time with his creator, seeing as how the dream consisted of the Warden and himself fishing on a rowboat in a clear father-son dynamic. Yes, he very much loves his daddy, and while he works with the other members of the Superjail staff and even sees them as his friends, no one is quite as close to him as his creator. Given this, it's clear that the Warden and everything Superjail has instilled within him from his purpose to his service to Justice will always be priority one in his life.
Speaking of his priorities! Jailbot is also terrifyingly adamant about his job of law enforcement, not to mention his job of protecting the Warden. He will literally stop at nothing to fulfill these objectives or any task awarded to him by the Warden, no matter how farfetched or crazy it might seem (as the Warden's impulses often are). Whether it's hunting down a criminal, constructing something, or directly protecting the Warden himself from harm, you can bet that he's going to do it if he thinks it's best for either his creator or for Superjail as a whole. Jailbot is what common day tropes would identify as a 'determinator'. Try to stand in the way of Jailbot's directives, then god help you, because Jailbot is not reserved at all in the destructive path he will happily carve right through you if it means making his father proud of him or protecting people he sees getting hurt. The destruction and collateral damage he's willing to inflict in order to fulfill his tasks are part of what make him so terrifying, in spite of his deceptively simplistic appearance (another part being the arsenal he carries).
Of course, another part of what makes him so dangerous might be his views on all this damage. He sees it all as necessary, of course! It's all in the name of his purpose, all in the name of his creator, all in the name of Justice and protecting good people as a whole from the scum of society. It's not that Jailbot necessarily intends to cause all that damage or be so destructive, it just... kinda happens when people get in his way. But it's for Justice, it's for the creator, so it's okay! Yeah, Jailbot's views on matters like these are kind of super simplified, naive even, but considering his programming and the fact that he's literally almost child-like in his demeanor, you can't really expect much else. Also like most children, he can be prone to disproportionate violence with a very nasty temper when you push him. He has literally destroyed a spaceship's console with a hammer simply because another robot corrected him while he was trying to fix it. For another more horrifying example, he kinda-sorta turned a bratty child inside-out because said bratty kid threw a hot dog at him.
...yeah.
That's not to say that Jailbot doesn't have his limits or his soft spots, though! He's not above harming children, but to be fair, he does actively try his best not to harm them. And if he does manage to hurt or upset children during one of his hunts, he tries his best to make it up to them, going so far as to disguise himself as Santa's sleigh to cheer up sick children he accidentally upset at a hospital, even. In the event that one of the staff members at Superjail is feeling down, Jailbot's not without his sympathy or his attempts at cheering them up. While he's a bit too fixated on his duties to be called friendly or sweet most of the time, Jailbot's certainly not beyond sympathizing with either people he sees as his friends or innocent people in general. If he harms you despite the fact that you aren't a criminal, rest assured, it's nothing personal. He just... tends to get a bit carried away while doing his job. Or you did something to really, really piss him off. One of the two.
Despite his simplistic-seeming programming, Jailbot is a bit more complicated than your average robot. He DOES feel attachment for the people he works closely with. He DOES feel a genuine, childlike love for his creator. He DOES dream, and even in spite of his loyalty, Jailbot CAN get aggravated with the Warden's antics on occasion (sometimes Jailbot is shown to have a bit more common sense than his creator, and his facial expressions will often show when he's wondering where papa's sanity has gone for the day). Again like most children, he's not the sort really able to hide what he's feeling or thinking. In fact, most of his emotions can literally be read or interpreted on his screen, thanks to being mostly mute. All in all, this big robot has quite a lot of heart to him and a lot of will! Even if he doesn't have much to say other than beep-boop, usually.
Powers and Abilities:
SWISS ARMY BOT: When he comes into the game, I'd like Jailbot to have his minigun, his giant flyswatter (no that's not a joke don't judge me), his projector device, his metal tendrils, and his nightstick.
The rest of Jailbot's arsenal will probably have to be Bended back, respectively, because yeah. The full arsenal that this 'bot is carrying is kind of ridiculous. The Warden was extremely thorough in ensuring that Jailbot was a contender for just about any situation. From chainsaws to flamethrowers to tazers to lasers to battle axes, from machine guns to giant mallets to missiles to a literal guillotine blade... yeah, you get the idea. He even has what's called a 'nano' mode, where he divides into smaller versions of himself to take on far spread tasks. If it's destructive or will wreck someone's shit, chances are he's packing it. And Superjail's warped physics allow Jailbot to carry it all like it's nothing.
I will say, though, that not EVERY aspect of Jailbot is dangerous! He... does have an ice cream cone dispenser. Cough.
Durability: Pretty much what it says on the can. Not really a power as much as it was simply how he was built. Jailbot is able to crash through walls, to pick up large objects and throw them with ease, and he's been shown to be extremely durable against incoming attacks. He's a tough little Swiss-army 'bot. If you pick a fight with him for whatever reason, be prepared to go at him with heavy artillery. Just sayin'.
Shapeshifting: Jailbot also has the ability to shapeshift into various objects in order to help him sneak up on unsuspecting perpetrators in the 'real' world. Despite this being played mostly for laughs, his transformations are actually remarkable in how deceiving they can be. He's been able to disguise himself perfectly as a woman driving a car before, if that tells you anything. He can take the shape of a whole lot of things, from people to cars to mailboxes to airplanes, from jukeboxes to bar computers to - you get the idea.
Guy's a Robot: Being a robot means that Jailbot is able to translate binary as well as any computational language. It also means he's capable of interfacing with most computer systems if he's hooked up to them.
Samples
Network:
[Well hi, city. Have a very confused big robo on the other end of the line, making an angry frowny face across its screen. He blinks bright green little pixel eyes, and across said screen, a bright green question mark flashes. This is one of the Outer Zones, right? Jailbot doesn't have time for this.
Because honestly, he has criminals to catch. He has a Superjail to look after, and papa is going to be super worried if he doesn't come back with Jackknife in hand soon. The business with the Time Police was nasty enough an adventure, can't they get a reprieve for just one day?]
......
[Yeah, not very talkative, this one. He does let out a confused series of beeping noises, and then turns to the side. From the top of his head, there pops a small projector device that... well, projects the image of a strange looking place against the nearest tree. The facility depicted in this projection, it looks... kind of like Disneyland, for all the loop-de-loops, colors, and even rainbows painting the sky overhead. But it's also enclosed with brick walls, crowned in barbed wire, and... are those people in orange jumpsuits, slouching and skulking about in a yard?
Yes. Yes, they most certainly are.
Anyway, Jailbot turns back to the camera for a second, pointing adamantly at that projection with a metal claw that pops out of his side. He lets out a few determined beep-boops! Even a little metallic robo whirr! He wants to go back to this place, please. He wants to go back to his job.
HELP A BOT OUT?]
Third Person:
So this strange zone, this outlier dimension, this... nexus, was called Nautilus.
City of Change.
Bizarrely enough, to Jailbot, this city of seemingly infinite possibility was actually quite dull, compared to his former dimension. The plains of the north, the forests of the south, the city of the east, even the rivers of mercury running in glistening veins beneath the red sky of the west failed to keep his interest for long (Jailbot had in fact made very quick work of a horde of spiders just to vent some frustration). It was all so bizarrely organized, so straightforward, without any of the creator's squiggly loop-de-loops or his winding rainbow paths or the yellow and orange architecture bearing the creator's gap-toothed likeness.
But the most irritating to the big 'bot? There was no law system.
Sure, there was a prison, but it was so... standard. It was yet another failed product of the 'real' world; a stifled, boring little prison with no signs of color, twists, turns, odds, ends, or any of the creator's vastly superior handiwork. Prisoners went in, but they were never screaming, they were never kept on their toes, they never got what they deserved. All they did was just... sit there, quietly, in their stifled and boring little cells.
The Warden would have fainted in sheer horror at the very idea, and being a product of the Warden's imagination, Jailbot would settle for being intensely annoyed in his stead. He needed a purpose if he was going to be trapped, here. He needed prisoners to watch over, criminals to catch, he needed some mode of ventilation for all his stealth modes and the deadly arsenal that he had to get back with... what was it called again? Bending? Which was a ridiculous notion in itself! Only the creator could change reality the way he wanted, and he knew how to use it best!
Nope, not biased at all!
Still, as Jailbot let out an annoyed whirring that constituted for a sigh, he knew well enough that he would just have to make the best of this. Until the creator found a way to bring him back home, anyway...
A bright green frown blipped onto the 'bot's facial monitor at that thought, and in a metal claw that extended from his side, he couldn't help a longing gaze at a smiling photograph of the Warden. Close, yet so far away.
A green tear trailed down the monitor, before that angry frown asserted itself once more.
The best of it.
He could be strong and useful for his creator, until the time arrived to go home. Or until the creator found himself here, whichever came first. But until then, maybe it would be up to Jailbot to bring some... order to this place, and show the rotten, no good criminals plaguing this place what it really meant to be punished for falling short of the law.
It would take time, it would take patience, the latter of which the Warden certainly never had, but Jailbot had as much as it would take.
He would make the Warden proud and take back his purpose.
